Networks that have 9 Rules?

Now that I've infiltrated the 9Rules Network, I'm ready to blow the conspiracy wide open. It's a complete lie. There aren't 9 Rules. There are in fact only 8. I think Paul thought it would be funny to throw people of the scent.

Just to keep things on the level and completely REAL, here on the Kode, I present to you the 8 rules of the 9Rules Network, just so you also know what the deal is.

  1. The first rule of the 9Rules Network is, you DO NOT talk about the 9Rules Network.
  2. The second rule of the 9Rules Network is, you DO NOT talk about the 9Rules Network.
  3. If someone says stop,... they are asked to reconsider.
  4. One person to a blog.
  5. One RSS feed at a time.
  6. No boring people, only crazy people.
  7. Blogs will go on as long as they have to.
  8. If this is your first day at the 9Rules Network, you have to blog.

by Khaled Abou Alfa

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10 Responses to Networks that have 9 Rules?

  • You sir, are a funny, frieghtening man. Good to have you on board.

  • Congrats on joining the network. Welcome aboard.

  • Congrats on getting on board!

  • Congrats. Cheers to fight club references.

  • Only a matter of time, your website is gorgeous and your writing is even better.
    Congrats

  • and Remember this is your life and you have to blog about it, because the time is running out 1 minute at a time.
    :)

  • Glad to be on the same team with you Khaled. The 9rules crew has made some great choices from round 2 so far if I do say so myself ;)

  • Ah, Fight Club, never gets old...

  • This is indeed a rather different post than other newly admitted network members. I applaud to that, and I really enjoyed reading this post.

  • Thanks everyone, it's really fun being here :). Personally I loved Paul's entry.

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    • [...] Owen discusses the new user permission system in WordPress v1.6. Michael Heilemann discovers that Plan 9 From Outer Space has entered the public domain. Khaled becomes a member of the 9Rules Network. Michael Hampton ruminates on trackback etiquette and trackback spam. Jon revisits PHP Nuke. Craig discovers a clever Flickr PHP script. Sarah discusses Einstein the Violinist. Angsuman receives an inside tip on the work culture at Google. Tom offers some advice on what not to do when blogging for business. And, Podz updates some of his WordPress guides. [...]
    • [...] 9rules Network In July I was accepted into the 9rules network. While the added exposure has been great, honestly that’s the least important perk of being in the network. For me having gained several friends is worth more than 2 million hits a day. That’s what makes the network special, the people. [...]